The youngest of the Kardashian triumvirate recalled her first meeting with New Jersey Nets basketballer Kris Humphries on tonight's new episode of Keeping Up with the Kadashians on E!
Khloe, 27, told 30-year-old Kim's close friend Loren that Kris, 26 , had asked her if her marriage to Lakers star Lamar Odom was 'real or just for television.'
Loved up: Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries cuddle up in Bora Bora before their big fat wedding on Saturday, and after he question her vital statistics
It's hardly a comment that suggested even a smidgen of portent for the fairytale nuptials that brought the celebrity world to standstill over the weekend, as Kris pledged his life to Kim.
But then, Kris didn't get off to the best of starts, as tonight's episode shows.
His 'sarcastic' sense of humour is the first stumbling block and the sisters compare him to their brother Rob, who also likes to rib the famous three incessantly.
But when Kris starts to poke fun at Kourtney, 32 , proceedings take a turn for the worse.
'Douche': Khloe expresses her doubts about Kris to Kim's close friend Loren
Broody: Kim fusses over her 21-month-old nephew Mason on the flight to Bora Bora as Kris watches
But the family all prepare to meet Kris properly during a magical trip to Bora Bora to celebrate Kris and Bruce Jenner's 20th wedding anniversary.
He says they act like long-married parents and urges them to use the trip to rekindle some passion, much to Kourtney's chagrin.
Anger: Kourtney is upset by Kris's comments about her relationship with Scott
Not laughing now: This is the moment that Kim realises she's lost her expensive diamond earring
The romantic haze first starts to transform into an angry miasma when Kim complains that their stunning room is too hot and too messy, because it is open to the warm sun and strewn with flowers.
Then, as the curvy Kardashian attempts to be spontaneous by jumping into the warm water fully clothed, disaster strikes.
She is happy to jump in but when Humphries throws her 'like a doll,' and Kim realises she has lost one of her diamond earrings, worth '$75,000' she cries as she storms off.
With Humphries admitting on camera that this new difficult side of Kim was something he'd never seen, and Kim storms off in angry tears about her thoughtless boyfriend, marriage looks unlikely.
To paraphrase Shakespeare, the path of love never did run smooth.
Drama: Full blown tears now as Kim erupts at Kris over the lost jewellery
Dramatic departure: Kim storms away from Kris after the argument, and the future looks bleak